Irving and Mirving went to Perving to do some fishing on Lake Pishing.
Irving and Mirving went to the dock of Lake Pishing for fishing, for they were told that the dock called Pucker of the lake called Pishing had the greatest fishing.
Irving and Mirving were fishing on Pucker of Pishing, but getting not one bite from the fish that were called trite.
So the trite did not bite all night by the dock called Pucker of the lake called Pishing.
Irving, who was the most impatient of the two, got disgusted so out he busted, "Pucker of Pishing has rotten fishing."
Mirving, who was sick of Irving, shouted, "Irving, quit crying about Perving and complaining about Pucker, for I just realized our bait is mucker. Mucker won't work on trite from Pucker."
Mirving was right in telling Irving that the trite from Pucker would not eat Mucker, even though the trite always bite near dock Pucker of lake Pishing, which happens to be known for its good fishing, for the trite only bite if the bait is sucker.
So the moral of the story is, people who go fishing on the dock called Pucker of the lake called Pishing for the fish called trite and expect them to bite when the bait is mucker instead of sucker are just stupid Mucker Puckers.